How (Not) to Set an Atomic Clock

I have a SkyScan Atomic Clock with Outdoor Wireless Temperature and Moon Phase, Model 87800-87801.  Yes, in addition to time and temperature (indoors and outdoors) it shows the phase of the moon in an LCD display.  I have never had much interest in moon phases and I was surprised to learn that there are eight (or maybe it was twelve) moon phases.  I know about the full, crescent, and quarter moons, but waxing, waning, and gibbous have been tossed into the mix to make it more confusing.  I have no idea what gibbous means.

This morning the LCD displays on the clock looked like hieroglyphics.  Nothing was readable.  The batteries in the clock had finally given up the ghost and needed replacement.  I did so with two brand new AA batteries and the diplays changed from hieroglyphics to blinking dashes and colons (my colon seems to blinks at times).   Now I would have to I reset the clock, which is something I only do once every couple of years or so and I can never remember the correct procedure.  I went to the manufacturer’s website and downloaded the thirteen-page manual, the four-page Quick Reference, and the two-page Quick Guide. The four-page Quick Reference just scrunches up the instructions in the manual real close together in a smaller font while the two-page Quick Guide just scrunches up the Quick Reference. The word “Quick” in both instances was a misnomer.  There was nothing “Quick” about anything.

I will not bore you by covering all thirteen pages of instructions.  However, there are a few interesting things about setting this clock that I would like to tell you about.

There are four display options for my atomic clock.  I can select either

month & date/weekday/seconds/outdoor temperature, month & date/weekday/indoor temperature/seconds, month & date/seconds/indoor temperature/outdoor temperature, or month & date/weekday/indoor temperature/outdoor temperature.  I think I will just stay with whatever the default display is.

The clock is not an analog clock (it has no hands).  It is a digital clock (a clock with blinking lights).  It looks relatively simple, as there are only four buttons (SET, +, ALM, and SNZ) on the clock.  It may only have four buttons, but the number of combinations possible with those four must be a few thousand, which are all included in setting the clock.

                       

Using only those four buttons it is possible to adjust the time zone (8 possible),   Daylight Savings Time (ON or OFF),  Language (English, French, Spanish, or German), Hour, Minute, Year (from 2000 to 2049), Month, Date, Day of Week, Military or Civilian Time, and Temperature (C° or F°).

After changing the batteries I was ready to begin resetting the clock.  NO, wait.  The instructions said “DO NOT PRESS ANY BUTTONS FOR 10 MINUTES” after changing the batteries.  I guess they are serious because it was in bold print.  I wondered why a ten-minute wait was required so I kept reading the instructions and NOT pressing any buttons for ten minutes.  I learned that the ten-minute wait is required to give the atomic clock time to establish contact with the mother ship.

The mother ship is actually an NIST (National Institute of Standards and Technology) radio station with the call letters WWVB and is located in Ft. Collins, CO.  The WWVB radio station receives its data from the NIST atomic clock located in Boulder, CO, which it then transmits to my atomic clock on a continuous radio signal at a frequency of 60 KHz throughout the US.  By the way, I had a HAM radio receiver when I was a kid and anytime I needed the correct time I just tuned it to WWV, which at that time was operated by the National Bureau (not Institute) of Standards. I would hear a click once per second and each minute a voice would announce, “National Bureau of Standards, WWV; when the tone returns [time] Eastern Standard Time.”

It’s so much more complex these days.  A team of atomic physicists continually measures every second of every day to an accuracy of ten billionths of a second a day.  These physicists use an international standard, measuring a second as 9,192,631,770 vibrations of a Cesium 133 atom in a vacuum.  All of this just to make sure I’m not late for my dental appointment.

The WWVB signal can be received by any atomic clock up to 2,000 miles away from the mother ship on 60 KHz and a signal from the outside temperature sensor on 433 MHz.  I considered checking with the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) to ask if I needed any special kind of license for my clock, but then I remembered that I already have a radio operator’s license and it is still valid from my flying days, so I should be OK.

The instructions went on to say that the clock will automatically set itself to the correct time, day, and date after it makes successful contact with the mother ship.  Then I read further.  The “automatic” part happens only IF YOU LIVE IN THE EASTERN TIME ZONE.  If you live in another time zone there is very little that is automatic about setting the clock.  By the way, the clock company is located in Virginia, which is in the Eastern Time Zone.  They made it easy on themselves.  I do not live in the Eastern Time Zone and must resort to the thirteen-page manual to reset my clock.

The clock not only favors those living in the Eastern Time Zone, but will also set itself to DST (Daylight Savings Time) “ON” upon its initial contact with the mother ship.  Unless, that is, I live in Arizona or parts of Indiana, which I don’t.  I will have to set the time zone to the number of hours that my time zone (Central) is from GMT (Greenwich Mean Time).  No sweat.  What time is it in Greenwich?

According to the manual, the initial contact between the clock and mother ship may take overnight (so I needn’t be in a big hurry to check the time or temperature).  The manual recommended that while waiting on the clock and the mother ship to make contact that I should place the clock in a window facing Colorado as opposed to a state such as Florida or New Jersey.

The reason it may take overnight for my clock to talk to the mother ship is because reception is generally not possible during daylight hours due to the interference of the sun and the nature of the Earth’s ionosphere.  Reception may also be poor if the clock is located within a ferro-concrete room (such as a bomb shelter) or within the proximity of metal window frames.  This concerns me because my window frames are metal.

I also found that if I use other electrical products such as headphones or speakers operating on the 433 MHz frequency they could prevent correct signal transmission and reception.  Even my neighbors can mess up my clock if they are using electrical devices operating on 433 MHz.  I need to remember to ask them not to use any electrical devices operating on this frequency.  Do you know what frequency your headphones or speakers operate on?  

After my clock makes successful contact with the mother ship I should see the ‘Radio Reception’ icon appear above the blinking colons (it may need a colonoscopy if it doesn’t).  Once I see the icon over the blinking colons I may then relocate the clock to my desired location facing any state of my choosing.  I have not yet chosen a state.

I will need to mount my atomic clock on a wall to prevent it from moving up and down, as the manual warns that a change in elevation can result in inaccurate temperature readings for 12 to 24 hours after the change.  The instructions suggest that the clock be hung on a wall (perhaps facing Rhode Island?) to prevent the clock from moving up and down.  The instructions also suggest using a “straightedge” and “horizontally space three screw positions 2.36 inches apart” on the wall.  I don’t have a straightedge that can measure 2.36 inches.  What would that be in quarters, eighths, sixteenths, or thirty-seconds of an inch?

If I am successful, my atomic clock will attempt to communicate with the mother ship every hour on the hour from 12:00 am through 6:00 am each day (even on weekends and holidays). 

The manual also warns that once the 433 MHz signal (between the clock and the outside transmitter) is received correctly, not to re-open the battery cover of either the outdoor transmitter or atomic clock, as the batteries may spring free from the contacts and force a false reset.  It would then be necessary for me to start the process all over.

NOTE:  I have not yet been able to reset the clock.  I think I will buy another HAM radio receiver.

Gruene Hall, Texas' Oldest Dance Hall

After dinner at the unique Gristmill Restaurant we walked next door to Gruene (pronounced "Green") Hall.  The Hall is a 6,000 square foot, wooden, tin-roofed, barn-like structure that was built in 1878 by Henry (Heinrich) D. Gruene and, except for installing electricity, doesn’t appear to have changed very much in the past 135 years.  The Hall is located in the historic town of Gruene, which is now part of New Braunfels, TX.  The hardwood flooring and the wooden benches and tables have been worn smooth over the years.   Neon beer signs provide most of the light. 

Gruene Hall is about as "Texas" as you can get.  Willie Nelson & Family, The Mavericks, Radney Foster, the Joe Ely Band, Gary P. Nunn, the Texas Tornados, Jerry Jeff Walker, Asleep at the Wheel, Delbert McClinton, Ray Price, Charlie Robison, Shooter Jennings, The Marshall Tucker Band, Dwight Yokum, Jerry Jeff Walker, Gary P. Nunn, Ray Wylie Hubbard, Merle Haggard, and Todd Rundgren all have gigs scheduled at Gruene Hall in just the first six months of 2014.  Although there were no big names last night, “The Georges” were a very good Rock-a-Billy band and put on a good show.  They played from 6 to 10 PM for free so they sold T-Shirts and CD’s and passed the tip bucket around.  Just honest people trying to make a living doing what they love to do.  Make music.

The walls in the bar are covered with framed photographs of artists who have performed in the Hall.  Although Gruene Hall hosts mostly Texas artists, there are still many other artists.  The “rogues gallery” of photos includes Bruce Robison, John Hiatt, Nanci Griffith, Jimmy Dale Gilmore, Kris Kristofferson, Robert Earl Keene, Lucinda Williams, Pat Greene, Ernest Tubb, George Strait, Lyle Lovett, Garth Brooks, Gregg Allman, the Dixie Chicks, Aaron Neville and even Little Richard, Arlo Guthrie, Taj Mahal, Jerry Lee Lewis, Bo Diddly, Leon Russell, Miranda Lambert, Buddy Guy, George Thorogood & The Destroyers, Dr. John, the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Hootie & The Blowfish, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Susan Tedeschi, Levon Helm, and John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers.  Gruene Hall was also used as a set for the movie, Michael, which starred John Travolta.

Even the beer said Texas.  Ice-cold Lone Star and Sheiner Bock in longneck bottles are big sellers at Gruene Hall.   Beer at $3.75 a bottle along with no admission or cover charge (not last night at least) is hard to beat. 

Boots, cowboy hats, and jeans are commonplace, but you may see anything from short shorts to suits and ties.  Pretenders, posers, and real cowboys/cowgirls were scattered throughout the crowd.

Gruene Hall patrons are music lovers of all ages, from babies in strollers to nonagenarians (that’s 90 to 98 year olds by the way) with walkers.  No joke, last night’s crowd included a group of twenty or thirty senior citizens, with at least five of them using walkers to get around, and none of whom looked to be younger than eighty years old.  They were escorted by several young women who were either tour guides or caretakers.  It was hard to tell the difference. They made me feel (almost) young.  No way was I going to leave before they did!

Gruene Hall is simply an ageless honky-tonk.  If you ever make it to New Braunfels, TX be sure to check it out.

Here are a few photos of the Gristmill and Gruene Hall I took with my iphone (no flash, so a little grainy).

The Gristmill

(we ate INSIDE1)

Gruene Hall

Like I Said, Ageless!

Ein Prosit!

Ein Prosit!  A toast!  Beer, bratwurst, lederhosen, and oompah music under a big tent.  It’s not in Germany, it’s Germans in Texas.  That is, descendants of the German immigrants who settled this part of Texas in 1845.  This part of the Texas Hill Country still has a sizeable German/Texan community.  Wurstfest is a ten-day long annual celebration of German heritage and is reminiscent of Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany. Although proud of their German heritage (many still speak the German language), they are first and foremost Americans.

Carol Ann and I, along with Scot and Melissa and Ralph and Cheryl spent a little time in the huge German-style beer hall tonight drinking beer, eating soft pretzels, listening to the oompah band, and watching the locals, dressed in their traditional German apparel, dance and have fun.

Many of the celebrants were wearing Viking hats (with big horns).  I wasn’t sure what the Vikings had to do with the Germans, other than the blond hair.  But then a lot of them were also wearing chicken hats and doing the “Chicken Dance.”  It was crazy but fun.

Outside of the beer tent was a carnival midway with rides.  I found the colored lights on the various rides to be a great photo opportunity.  I played around a little with my camera and came up with a few nice long-exposure shots.  If they are a bit out of focus it is because I was without my tripod and the camera had to be hand-held.  It has nothing to do with the beer I consumed prior to taking the photos!

Here are a few of them.

World Leader, iGoogle, Dies at Age of 8

Last night a trusted friend of millions “slipped the surly bonds of Earth” and “touched the face of God” when the execution of the world-renowned iGoogle was carried out at 12:01AM this morning, November 1, 2013.  The executions was carried out behind the walls of its one time home, Googleplex.   

iGoogle was born in Palo Alto, CA in May of 2005 to Google, Inc.  At the young age of 1 iGoogle moved with its parents to their new home, called Googleplex, in Mountain View, CA.  It should also be noted that it would be at Googleplex where iGoogle would be executed.

iGoogle was unmatched in its field and will be sorely missed.  iGoogle was an industry leader, serving as a customizable start page or personal web portal.  During its lifetime, iGoogle was extremely active around the globe, working day and night to play an important role in the organization of millions of Home Pages around the world.

Last year, on July 3, 2012, iGoogle was found guilty of “its need eroding over time” and was sentenced to die by its removal from the Google servers at 12:01AM, November 1, 2013. 

The sixteen months between the verdict’s announcement and the sentence being carried out should have given iGoogle’s friends and loved ones ample time to say their goodbyes and to search for a replacement.  However, this has proven to be very difficult, if not impossible, for many devotees of iGoogle.  Many of them simply refused to believe that the death sentence would be carried out, expecting a last minute reprieve to save iGoogle.

Wakes, vigils, and memorial services are being held around the world out of respect for iGoogle and the way it served so many so well. 

iGoogle is survived by its parent, Google Inc. and its grandparents, Larry Page and Sergey Brin.

Funeral arrangements have not yet been announced.  Cards and flowers may be sent to Google, Inc. at 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043.  You may also voice your condolences by phoning 650-253-0000.